Okay, so I know most of you out there reading this already know me.  But for those of you who don’t: I’m a 24 year old male, who is a few weeks away from (potentially) completing his never ending post secondary adventure.  I have been single for the majority of my life, and entirety of my adulthood.  So why, in the world of permanently single people, is Instagram showing me ads like this: 

Tinder bots. First off, thanks for being interested in my day, but its Friday, not Tuesday. I understand we’re all trying to make a living out here, but the least you could do is customize your opening messages to make a guy feel special.  Don’t even get me started on the punctuation issues here. Where are the capital letters? Have you ever heard of an apostrophe?! I’m sure you’re a wonderful Physical Therapist, with a budding career, and a glowing personality, but I think I’m going to pass on your tempting offer to sign up for “www.whoresnap.com”.

And finally, to conclude my Friday afternoon rant: Those of you who are complaining about being woken up by a text, or phone call, at 2 in the morning, they created SILENT for a reason, use it.

Yours truly,

Someone planning to call you at 2am. Repeatedly. Possibility inebriated. Or for his own general amusement.